you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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