Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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