he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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