So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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