He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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