my phone cant type all the emotion im having
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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