Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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