Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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