I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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