I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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