the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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