it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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