Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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