it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
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