UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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