Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
