It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
This is my gift to your gina
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
