As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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