The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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