I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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