I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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