me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
3pm strippers are depressing
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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