i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
We left an ass print on the piano.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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