doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
