Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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