there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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