its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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