Kiss
Puke
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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