speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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