How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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