THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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