drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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