fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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