all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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