let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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