Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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