Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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