put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
last night I used snow as a chaser
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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