That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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