lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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