He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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