Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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