He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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