It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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