Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Randomize
