whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Your tits are I can't wait for
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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