i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
