Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Sober January is a disaster.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
is it fun? or sober?
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