How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Too much gin, very little bucket
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Randomize
