Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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