So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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